*frantically slams button*
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"
I see absolutely no downside to this.
Rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty’s don’t kill people. People kill people.
Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened
don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
untitled by parachutgirl on Flickr.
Got a message to write 5 things I like about myself. So here I go.
-I like that I’m a hard worker
-I like the color of my eyes
-I like that I’m a “control freak”
-I like that I’m creative
-I like that I’m not completely hideous..
Charles Bukowski (via shaitea)
Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.
say it with me:
makeup is gender neutral
I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back
why is “jews love money” a stereotype
who doesn’t love money